Inspired Franchises

One Of ManyZephaniah 3:17

For the operator whose only contact from anybody above him is correction, who has begun to flinch at the sound of his own phone. Zephaniah 3 has God making an entirely different noise.

I Only Hear From Them When Something Is Wrong

Messages

I Agree With None Of It And I Do All Of It

A Stranger Walked Through Yesterday

The Name Over the Door Is Not Mine

I Comply And I Argue In My Head

I Will Hand This On And It Will Not Say Me

They Call Me By My Store Number

They Have Not Told Me Yet

I Only Hear From Them When Something Is Wrong

I Apologized For Something I Did Not Do

I Will Be The One They Ask About The Old Days

My Young Staff Are Being Asked About It

The Photograph In The Brochure Is Mine

My Customers Are Standing In Front Of Me

The Newsletter Never Has Us In It

Rules I Did Not Write

The House Is In This

I Started Signing My Work In My Head

My Husband Signed And I Am Carrying It

I Will Hand These People To Somebody Else

I Have A Script And It Is Not True

They Thanked The Sign And Not Me

The Last Day Is On The Calendar

I Obey It And I Resent It

I Enforce A Rule I Broke Myself

What They Showed Me And What Is Actually Here

My Team Thinks These Rules Are Mine

I Asked God And Got Nothing Back

I Promoted Him Into A Ceiling

My Contact Has Changed Again

I Do Not Know Who I Am Without This

My Children Heard About It At School

The Youngest One Asked Me If This Is Fair

I Cannot Tell Faithfulness From Fear

I Wanted My Own Name On Something

I Changed One Small Thing

I Am In The Bottom Quartile

I Cannot Forgive Myself For Signing

I Complain About It In Front Of My People

I Won Something Once And Nobody Remembers

I Cannot Pay Them What They Are Worth

I Introduce Myself With Their Name

I Have Not Told One Person The Truth

The Day Nobody Asks About It

I Cannot Tell My Parents

I Have to Do It Their Way

I Signed It To Prove Something

Thirty One Years Of Doing It Their Way

I Thought God Was In This

I Am A Number And So Is Everyone I Serve

I Let Them Think It Was Head Office

I Have Stood Here Before

The Manual Was Written For A Different Town

I Am Relieved And I Feel Guilty About It

A Regular Stopped Coming In

I Had My Own Way Of Doing This

I Stopped Opening The Envelopes

I Am Angrier Than The Customers Are

I Am Sixty One And I Signed For Ten Years

Twenty Two Years And No Plaque

The Term Runs Out And I Do Not Know

I Take The Shirt Off In The Car

I Signed It With Money That Was Not Mine

The Regional Visit Is Tuesday

My Children Cannot Say What I Do

I Am Training People Who Will Leave

I Want To Hand It To My Son

I Asked Why And Got A Policy Number

My Body Decided Before I Did

Nobody Will Ever Know I Did That

They Changed It Again This Quarter

They Ask Me Things I Am Not Allowed To Answer

I Have Nothing To Show For It On Paper

There Are Two Hundred of Us

I Said No And I Agreed With Her

I Renewed Once Already And I Am Not Sure Why

I Shouted At Somebody About A Rule

I Do The Math At Three In The Morning

The Part Of It That Was Actually Wrong